EPITAPHS FOR PETS Why not a REAL epitaph for your departed faithful companion? Now, for the first time since the expulsion from the Garden of Eden, you can have a unique, personalized, professionally composed epitaph printed on a letter-size heavy-bond sheet, ready for framing. Simply fill out THE FORM and follow the instructions. For more information email headstone@hardiehouse.org

PLAN YOUR EPITAPH DAY happens on November 2nd. Join millions of others in celebration and tell your friends and your favorite media people.

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