Immortality Now!
DEATH: THE FINAL FRONTIER
For the damned, maybe.
And for you?
No. Not for YOU.
YOU can overcome the loneliness
of the terminally dead:
Immortalize yourself
with a lifesize pronouncement
that will make YOUR headstone
the talk of the cemetery.
Why settle for oblivion
when you can be one of
THE LIVING DEAD...
literally,
with a custom epitaph?
Here today... here tomorrow.
Your friends will be glad you did.
A custom epitaph by Lance Hardie, of course:
More information:
headstone@hardiehouse.org
By the way, PLAN YOUR EPITAPH DAY
happens twice a year. This is not a joke.
Mark your calendar, join millions in celebration.
Tell your friends and your favorite media people about it.
Lack of planning leads to
CONSEQUENCES LIKE THIS
Will someone else write
YOUR story too?
When it comes to having
the last word,
will YOU take responsibility
in time?
IF NOT YOU, THEN WHO?
Inspiration for this page comes from the adventures of
the original Epitaph Crusader, our Patron Saint
Don Epitafio de la Tumba:
Dashing through the gravestones,
sword in hand, and lance,
and shield, and lamp,
the Knight of the Living Dead
gives compass to the lost
and solace to the lorn.
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Graphics from here and there,
including Skippy's Art Palace