So here is the basic, A-to-Z, all-in-one, top-down, up-from-the-bottom, all-around short version of the c-o-m-p-l-e-t-e FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS and, more importantly, their INFREQUENTLY FOUND ANSWERS.

Is millennium spelled with one "n" or two?

Two.

What are you really counting? Two thousand years since when, or what?

It's a thousand years since the end of the first millennium.

What's the actual year -- 2000 or 2001?

Look, it could be one or the other. The point is, why take a chance on being late? Be there first and you'll be there when it happens.

Does it matter where you are when it happens?

Whatever happens, whenever it happens, what matters is where you are in your mind.

This has been most enlightening. One last question -- Are you celebrating the end of the millennium or the beginning?

Absolutely! The end of one is the beginning of the other. Be present and you'll get both for the price of one.